Man the Harpoons
Last weeks weirdest:
Location: good ol' Black Sheep Bar.
I'm sitting by the bar chillin, some random chick comes up to me
"Why are u so grumpy?"
Im not grumpy, Im waiting for my friends..
"Why are you so grumpy?"
Im not grumpy, Im Swedish...
She throws herself at me and shoves her tounge down my throat almost suffocating me.
Okay?
"Wanna dance?"
I dont dance...
She flips me off.
I pull off my special move "Sexy eyes"
She throws herself at me and shoves her tounge down my throat almost suffocating me again.
Id like to finnish this update with a quote by Joy Turner:
"Heeey, dummies! What are u guys probably sitting here saying stupid stuff, doing stupid stuff heheeheheheheeheheheheheheheeheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe"
Location: good ol' Black Sheep Bar.
I'm sitting by the bar chillin, some random chick comes up to me
"Why are u so grumpy?"
Im not grumpy, Im waiting for my friends..
"Why are you so grumpy?"
Im not grumpy, Im Swedish...
She throws herself at me and shoves her tounge down my throat almost suffocating me.
Okay?
"Wanna dance?"
I dont dance...
She flips me off.
I pull off my special move "Sexy eyes"
She throws herself at me and shoves her tounge down my throat almost suffocating me again.
Id like to finnish this update with a quote by Joy Turner:
"Heeey, dummies! What are u guys probably sitting here saying stupid stuff, doing stupid stuff heheeheheheheeheheheheheheheeheheheheeheheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehehehehe"
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